Tzimmes (and don't forget the cheesecake and the strudel) by Arthur Marshall Fell

Tzimmes (and don't forget the cheesecake and the strudel) is a humorous story about Dr. Sam Landover, an unpretentious high school mathematics teacher, grounded in Jewish tradition, who despite himself gets tangled up in the middle of choosing a rabbi for Shalom Center. Improvising his way through the confusing jumble, the story becomes a mixed-up stew, like the tasty dessert called tzimmes.