Wafflings of a Wanderer Volume 1 by Paul G Robson

Everybodys got a story… A 70s child brought up on a drug-ravaged council estate in Liverpool, Robson had already been working 7 days a week delivering milk for two and half years, when he left school at 16, an introvert with no exams. By the time Kajagoogoo came on the scene, he knew it was time to leave Britain behind and experience the world. Weeks after the Berlin Wall came down; he finally escaped to Germany and a job at Herr Stinkstiefels plastics factory. The odyssey had begun. Sixty-seven countries later, and told with a healthy dollop of effing and blinding, a look back at how he ended up in the Far East as a glorified babysitter, otherwise known as an English teacher. Whether scuffling with a Chinese bus cuntductor, or defecating from a beachside bamboo toilet in Goa, into the hungry mouths of waiting pigs, it takes talking shit to a whole new level. Readers are given access to over 260 photographs, too.